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		<title>Vegan Alternatives To Gelatin</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 17:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gelatin serves both nutritional and culinary roles in
nonvegetarian diets; however, a lot of vegetarians and
all vegans do not consume gelatin in its many forms
because it is often created out of boiled pig skins and
dissolved veal cartilage and bones.
This leaves vegetarians with a gap in cooking
functionality when a recipe calls for a gel or thickening
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>Gelatin serves both nutritional and culinary roles in<br />
nonvegetarian diets; however, a lot of vegetarians and<br />
all vegans do not consume gelatin in its many forms<br />
because it is often created out of boiled pig skins and<br />
dissolved veal cartilage and bones.</p>
<p>This leaves vegetarians with a gap in cooking<br />
functionality when a recipe calls for a gel or thickening<br />
agent. It also leaves vegetarians with fewer options if they<br />
need a source of gelatin to increase bone and cartilage<br />
health.</p>
<p>If you are a vegetarian and you are looking for something<br />
to replace gelatin, do not despair. Here are some alternative<br />
options for you:</p>
<p>1. Use a rice starch alternative. A&amp;B Ingredients recently<br />
developed a rice starch alternative to gelatins that mimics<br />
the cooking functionality of gelatins closely.</p>
<p>2. Use a soy-based alternative. Soyfoods USA developed<br />
NuSoy Gel, a gelatin alternative which was created<br />
entirely out of of soy isoflavones and contains 100% of<br />
your vitamin c recommended daily allowance.</p>
<p>3. Use seaweed-based alternatives. Agar-agar, for instance,<br />
is a seaweed based alternative to gelatin that can simulate<br />
the culinary functions of gelatin.</p>
<p>4. Increase your calcium intake. One component of gelatin<br />
supplements that allegedly increases joint health is<br />
calcium. If you want to increase your calcium intake<br />
without eating gelatin, you can simply consume more<br />
calcium-fortified foods and even take supplements.</p>
<p>5. Increase your vitamin c intake. Another component of<br />
gelatin supplements that allegedly increases joint health is<br />
vitamin c. You can increase your vitamin c intake by<br />
consuming more citrus fruit.</p>
<p>6. Increase your glucosamine intake. No foods contain<br />
glucosamine, but you can increase your intake by purchasing<br />
supplements at your local grocery store or pharmacy. This<br />
is rumored to improve joint health if taken regularly.</p>
<p>To reiterate &#8211; gelatin has two major functions: it works<br />
as a thickening agent for foods and is rumored to improve<br />
joint health; both of these functions can easily<br />
be mimicked by structural and nutritional alternatives.</p>
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		<title>5 Things Every Nursery Needs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you prepare for the birth of your child, no doubt you have already set up a nursery for the new arrival. Between the baby shower and other items you may have purchased, there is no doubt the new baby’s nursery has every possible thing you could think of.  Just in case, here are 5 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theblogofabusymom.wordpress.com&blog=651237&post=28&subd=theblogofabusymom&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>As you prepare for the birth of your child, no doubt you have already set up a nursery for the new arrival. Between the baby shower and other items you may have purchased, there is no doubt the new baby’s nursery has every possible thing you could think of.  Just in case, here are 5 things every nursery needs, and then some.</p>
<p>1. A cradle and crib are probably the most important pieces of furniture you will buy (or receive as gifts).  Since your baby will most likely stay in your room for awhile, these would be your first choice. Later on, you can use the crib in the baby’s nursery. Or perhaps, you have a family tradition in which cribs and cradles are handed down from mother to child. How wonderful! In either case, you may already have these items covered. But, you will need to purchase a new crib mattress.</p>
<p>2. No doubt you have either received or acquired a mobile for the crib. With the variety of mobiles available today, you shouldn’t have a problem picking one out for your baby.<br />
Incidentally, don’t forget the baby monitor. You will want to have this operational the minute your baby is in the nursery.</p>
<p>3. You will need a dresser for the baby. Depending on your color scheme, there are lovely dressers for babies. Check them out online or at your baby furniture store.</p>
<p>4. You will need a changing table for the baby as well. Depending upon the amount of space in the nursery, you can buy a changing table or one that can fit on top of the dresser.  In any case, ensure it is safe and secure.</p>
<p>5.  No nursery is complete without a rocking chair. Find a comfortable one for you, since you will be spending most of your time feeding and rocking your baby to sleep.</p>
<p>Here are some incidental items you may want to have in the nursery as well.  Perhaps a little rocking chair with a beautiful teddy sitting on it, or other stuffed animals. How about some music to lull your child to sleep? A small CD player would be perfect. A blanket would also be appropriate to wrap around your shoulders during those cold nights when baby needs comforting or feeding.</p>
<p>For more helpful articles visit <a href="http://www.sahmom.org" target="_blank">SAHMom.org</a></p>
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		<title>When I&#8217;m an Old Lady!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 00:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I&#8217;m an old lady, I&#8217;ll live with each kid,
And bring so much  happiness&#8230;just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they&#8217;ve  provided.
Returning each deed! Oh, they&#8217;ll be so excited!
(When I&#8217;m an  old lady and live with my kids)
I&#8217;ll write on the wall with reds, whites  and blues,
And [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theblogofabusymom.wordpress.com&blog=651237&post=27&subd=theblogofabusymom&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>When I&#8217;m an old lady, I&#8217;ll live with each kid,<br />
And bring so much  happiness&#8230;just as they did.<br />
I want to pay back all the joy they&#8217;ve  provided.<br />
Returning each deed! Oh, they&#8217;ll be so excited!<br />
(When I&#8217;m an  old lady and live with my kids)</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll write on the wall with reds, whites  and blues,<br />
And I&#8217;ll bounce on the furniture&#8230;wearing my shoes.<br />
I&#8217;ll  drink from the carton and then leave it out.<br />
I&#8217;ll stuff all the toilets and  oh, how they&#8217;ll shout!<br />
(When I&#8217;m an old lady and live with my kids)</p>
<p>When they&#8217;re on the phone and just out of reach,<br />
I&#8217;ll get into  things like sugar and bleach.<br />
Oh, they&#8217;ll snap their fingers and then shake  their head,<br />
(When I&#8217;m an old lady and live with my kids)</p>
<p>When they  cook dinner and call me to eat,<br />
I&#8217;ll not eat my green beans or salad or  meat,<br />
I&#8217;ll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,<br />
And when they get  angry&#8230;I&#8217;ll run&#8230;if I&#8217;m able!<br />
(When I&#8217;m an old lady and live with my kids)</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll sit close to the TV, through the channels I&#8217;ll click,<br />
I&#8217;ll  cross both eyes just to see if they stick.<br />
I&#8217;ll take off my socks and throw  one away,<br />
And play in the mud &#8217;til the end of the day!<br />
(When I&#8217;m an old  lady and live with my kids)</p>
<p>And later in bed, I&#8217;ll lay back and sigh,<br />
I&#8217;ll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.<br />
My kids will look down  with a smile slowly creeping,<br />
And say with a groan, &#8220;She&#8217;s so sweet when  she&#8217;s sleeping!&#8221;</p>
<p>God Bless All Moms and Grandmas Everywhere!</p>
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		<title>Women always lie for a reason&#8230; (too cute)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 00:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day, a  seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river,
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her  thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord  appeared
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and  asked, &#8220;My dear child, why are you crying?&#8221;
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The  seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water  and
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><span class="apple-style-span"><font><font color="#6300cd" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:#6300cd;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">One day, a  seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river,</span></font></font></span><font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;"></span></font></font></p>
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<p><span class="apple-style-span"><font><font color="#6300cd" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:#6300cd;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">her  thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord  appeared</span></font></font></span><font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;"></span></font></font></p>
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<p><span class="apple-style-span"><font><font color="#6300cd" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:#6300cd;font-family:'Comic Sans   MS';">and  asked, &#8220;My dear child, why are you crying?&#8221;</span></font></font></span><font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;"></span></font></font></p>
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<p><span class="apple-style-span"><font><font color="#6300cd" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:#6300cd;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">The  seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water  and</span></font></font></span><font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;"></span></font></font></p>
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<p><span class="apple-style-span"><font><font color="#6300cd" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:#6300cd;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">that she  needed it to help her husband in making a living for  their</span></font></font></span><font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;"></span></font></font></p>
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<p><span class="apple-style-span"><font><font color="#6300cd" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:#6300cd;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">family.</span></font></font></span><font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;"></span></font></font></p>
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<p><span class="apple-style-span"><font><font color="#6300cd" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:#6300cd;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">The Lord  dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden  thimble</span></font></font></span><font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;"></span></font></font></p>
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<p><span class="apple-style-span"><font><font color="#6300cd" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:#6300cd;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">The moral  of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it&#8217;s for a good and  </span></font></font></span><font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;"></span></font></font></p>
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<p><span class="apple-style-span"><font><font color="#6300cd" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:#6300cd;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">honorable  reason, and is always in the best interest of others. </span></font></font></span><font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;"></span></font></font></p>
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<p><span class="apple-style-span"><font><font color="#6300cd" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:#6300cd;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">That&#8217;s our  </span></font></font></span><font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;"></span></font></font></p>
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<p><span class="apple-style-span"><font><font color="#6300cd" face="Comic Sans MS" size="5"><span style="font-size:18pt;color:#6300cd;font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">story, and  we&#8217;re sticking to it.</span></font></font></span><font><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;"></span></font></font></p>
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		<title>Stuffable Pals PlugBoard</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2007 21:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Mouse Trap Story&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2007 21:24:29 +0000</pubDate>
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Mouse Story &#8230;
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see  the farmer and his
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&#8220;What food might this  contain?&#8221; The mouse wondered -
he was devastated to discover it was a  mousetrap.
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<p>Mouse Story &#8230;</p>
<p>A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see  the farmer and his<br />
wife opening a package.</p>
<p>&#8220;What food might this  contain?&#8221; The mouse wondered -<br />
he was devastated to discover it was a  mousetrap.</p>
<p>Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the  warning.</p>
<p>&#8220;There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the  house!&#8221;</p>
<p>The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, &#8220;Mr.  Mouse,<br />
I can tell this is a grave concern to you but it is of no consequence  to<br />
me. I cannot be bothered by it.&#8221;</p>
<p>The mouse turned to the pig and  told him, &#8220;There is a mousetrap in the<br />
house! There is a mousetrap in the  house!&#8221;</p>
<p>The ! pig sympathized, but said, &#8220;I am so very sorry, Mr.  Mouse,<br />
but there is nothing I can do about it but pray.<br />
Be assured you are  in my prayers.&#8221;</p>
<p>The mouse turned to the cow and said, &#8220;There is a  mousetrap in the<br />
house! There is a mousetrap in the house!&#8221;</p>
<p>The cow  said, &#8220;Wow, Mr. Mouse. I&#8217;m sorry for you, but it&#8217;s no skin off<br />
my  nose.&#8221;</p>
<p>So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to  face the<br />
farmer&#8217;s mousetrap&#8211; alone.</p>
<p>That very night a sound was heard  throughout the house &#8211;<br />
like the sound of a mousetrap catching its  prey.</p>
<p>The farmer&#8217;s wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness,  she<br />
did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had  caught.</p>
<p>The snake bit the farmer&#8217;s wife.<br />
The farmer rushed her to the hospital and she returned home with  a<br />
fever.<br />
Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the  farmer<br />
took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup&#8217;s main  ingredient.</p>
<p>But his wife&#8217;s sickness continued, so friends and neighbors  came to sit<br />
with her around the clock.<br />
To feed them, the farmer butchered  the pig.</p>
<p>The farmer&#8217;s wife did not get well; she died. So many people  came for<br />
her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough  meat for all of them.</p>
<p>The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the  wall with great<br />
sadness.</p>
<p>So, the next time you hear someone is facing  a problem and think it<br />
doesn&#8217;t concern you, remember &#8212; when one of us is  threatened, we are all at risk.</p>
<p>We are all involved in this journey  called life.<br />
We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort  to<br />
encourage one another.</p>
<p><strong><font color="#c00000" size="3">REMEMBER:<br />
EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER PERSON&#8217;S TAPESTRY;  OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON.</font></strong></p>
<p><strong><font color="#bf005f" size="4">One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a  friend .</font></strong></p>
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		<title>WET PANTS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2007 21:22:32 +0000</pubDate>
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WET PANTS
Come with me to a third grade  classroom&#8230; ..
There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all  of a sudden, there is a puddle
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<p><strong><font color="#00007f">WET PANTS</p>
<p>Come with me to a third grade  classroom&#8230; ..</p>
<p>There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all  of a sudden, there is a puddle<br />
between his feet and the front of his pants  are wet. He thinks his heart is<br />
going to stop because he cannot possibly  imagine how this has happened.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s never happened before, and he knows  that when the boys find out he<br />
will never hear the end of it. When the girls  find out, they&#8217;ll never speak to him again as long as he lives.  </font></strong></p>
<p><strong><font color="#00007f"><br />
The boy believes his heart is going to  stop; he puts his head down<br />
and prays this prayer, &#8220;Dear God, this is an  emergency! I need help now!<br />
Five minutes from now I&#8217;m dead meat.&#8221;  </font></strong></p>
<p><strong><font color="#00007f"><br />
He looks up from his prayer and here comes  the teacher with a<br />
look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. <!--  BR-->As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is<br />
carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in<br />
front  of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy&#8217;s lap.<br />
The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself,<br />
&#8220;Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!&#8221; </font></strong></p>
<p><strong><font color="#00007f"><br />
Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the<br />
boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives<br />
him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out. All the other  children<br />
are on their hands and knees cleaning up around his desk. The  sympathy is<br />
wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should  have<br />
been his has been transferred to someone else &#8211; Susie.<br />
She tries to  help, but they tell her to get out. &#8220;You&#8217;ve done enough, you klutz!&#8221;</p>
<p>Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus,<br />
the  boy walks over to Susie and whispers, &#8220;You did that on purpose, didn&#8217;t you?&#8221;<br />
Susie whispers back, &#8220;I wet my pants once too.&#8221;</p>
<p>May God help us see  the opportunities that are always around us to do good.<br />
Remember&#8230;. .Just  going to church doesn&#8217;t make you a Christian any<br />
more than standing in your  garage makes you a car.</p>
<p>Each and everyone one of us is going through tough times right now,<br />
but  God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep<br />
the faith.</p>
<p></font></strong><strong><font color="#00007f"><br />
My instructions were to pick four (4) people that I wanted God to<br />
bless, and I picked you. Please pass this to at least four (4) people you<br />
want to be blessed and a copy back to me.</p>
<p>This prayer is powerful, and prayer is one of the best gifts we<br />
receive. There is no cost but a lot of rewards. Let&#8217;s continue to pray for  one another.</p>
<p>The prayer:<br />
Father, I ask You to bless my friends,  relatives and those that I<br />
care deeply for, who are reading this right now.  Show them a new revelation<br />
of Your love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask You to  minister to their spirit<br />
at this very moment. Where there is pain, give them  Your peace and mercy.<br />
Where there is self-doubt, release a renewed  confidence through Your grace.<br />
Where there is need, I ask you to fulfill  their needs. Bless their homes,<br />
families, finances, their goings and their  comings. Amen.<br />
(If the Lord lays upon your heart to send this to more than four<br />
&#8220;4&#8243; people, you are truly blessed).</p>
<p></font></strong></p>
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1 package (6 ounces) stuffing mix
3/4 cup water
1/3 cup mayonnaise
2 cans (6 ounces each) crabmeat, drained and flaked
1/2 cup chopped green onions
Mix all ingredients together. Cover and refrigerate 10 minutes. Heat large  nonstick skillet sprayed with cooking spray on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theblogofabusymom.wordpress.com&blog=651237&post=22&subd=theblogofabusymom&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>Someone emailed this recipe to my SAH-Mom Yahoo Group! Just thought I would share! <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>1 package (6 ounces) stuffing mix</p>
<p>3/4 cup water</p>
<p>1/3 cup mayonnaise</p>
<p>2 cans (6 ounces each) crabmeat, drained and flaked</p>
<p>1/2 cup chopped green onions</p>
<p>Mix all ingredients together. Cover and refrigerate 10 minutes. Heat large  nonstick skillet sprayed with cooking spray on medium heat. Shape 1/3 cupfuls of  the mixture into patties; add to skillet in batches.</p>
<p>Cook 3 minutes on each side or until golden brown on both sides, turning  over carefully.</p>
<p>Variations:</p>
<p>You can substitute for the crabmeat -</p>
<p>2 cans (6 ounces each) salmon, drained, skin and bones discarded  OR</p>
<p>2 cans (6 ounces each) tuna, drained and flaked OR</p>
<p>3 cans (4 ounces each) cooked shrimp, drained</p>
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		<title>*Why we LOVE Mom!*</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I received this in an email and just had to share!
* WHY I LOVE MOM  *
Mom  and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, &#8220;I&#8217;m tired, and it&#8217;s getting late. I  think I&#8217;ll go to bed&#8221; 
She  went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day&#8217;s lunches.  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>I received this in an email and just had to share!</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="color:red;font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">* WHY I LOVE MOM  *</span></strong><span style="color:#0000a0;font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">Mom  and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, &#8220;I&#8217;m tired, and it&#8217;s getting late. I  think I&#8217;ll go to bed&#8221; </span></strong></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">She  went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day&#8217;s lunches.  </span></strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out  of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels,  filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the  coffee pot for brewing the next morning. </span></strong></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">She  then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer,  ironed a shirt and secured a loose button.</span></strong></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">She  picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger  and put the telephone book into the drawer.</span></strong></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">She  watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry.  </span></strong></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and  wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip, and  pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair. </span></strong></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">She  signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and  wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her purse.  </span></strong></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">Mom  then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night solution &amp; age  fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails.  </span></strong></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">Dad  called out, &#8220;I thought you were going to bed.&#8221; </span></strong></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><font color="#ff0000">&#8220;I&#8217;m on my way,&#8221;</font>  she said. </span></strong></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">She  put some water into the dog&#8217;s dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the  doors were locked and the patio light was on. </span></strong></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">She  looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and TV&#8217;s, hung  up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversation  with the one up still doing homework. </span></strong></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">In  her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day,  straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important  things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of  her goals. </span></strong></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">About that time, Dad turned off the TV and  announced to no one in particular. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to bed.&#8221; </span></strong></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><font color="#ff0000">And he did&#8230;without  another thought.</font> </span></strong></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="color:maroon;font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><font color="#ff00ff">Anything  extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer&#8230;?</font>  </span></strong></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="color:#ff3366;font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><font color="#000000">CAUSE WE  ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL&#8230;.. (and we can&#8217;t die sooner, we still have things  to do!!!!)</font></span></strong><strong><span style="color:red;font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></strong></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">Send this to five phenomenal women  today&#8230;they&#8217;ll love you for it! I just did. </span></strong><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><strong><span style="color:red;font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">THEN, GO TO BED!</span></strong><span style="color:#0000a0;font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"></span></font></p>
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		<title>Oklahoma State Trooper</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In most of the United States ,  there is a policy of checking on any
stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop  down to single digits or  below.
About 3 AM,  one very cold morning, Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theblogofabusymom.wordpress.com&blog=651237&post=20&subd=theblogofabusymom&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><font><font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">In most of the United States ,  there is a policy of checking on any<br />
stalled</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3"> </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop  down to single digits or</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3">  </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">below.</p>
<p>About 3 AM,  one very cold morning, Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3"> </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">call there was a car off the shoulder of the road  outside Shattuck.</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3">  </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">He </font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3">l</font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">ocated the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the  engine still</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3">   </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">running.</p>
<p>Pulling in  behind the car with his emergency lights on, the Trooper<br />
walked</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3"> </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">to the driver&#8217;s door to find an older man passed  out behind the wheel with</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3">  </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3"> a</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3"> </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside  him.</p>
<p>The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window. Seeing  the</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3"> </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">rotating lights in his rearview  mirror, and the State Trooper standing next</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3"> </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">to his car, the man panicked.</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3"> </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">He jerked the gearshift in to &#8216;drive&#8217; and hit the  gas. The car&#8217;s speedometer was showing 20- 30- 40 and then 50 mph, but it was  still stuck</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3"> </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">in the snow, wheels  spinning.</p>
<p>Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place  next to<br />
the</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3"> </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">speeding, but still stationary  car. The driver was totally freaked,<br />
thinking</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3"> </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">the Trooper was actually keeping up with him.  This goes on for about<br />
30</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3"> </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">seconds, then the Trooper yelled at the man to  &#8216;Pull over!&#8217;</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3"> </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3"><br />
The man obeyed, turned his  wheel and stopped the engine.</p>
<p>Needless to say, the man  from Mobile,Alabama was arrested, and is</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3"> </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">probably still shaking his head over the State  Trooper in Oklahoma who could</font><font color="#000080" face="Arial" size="3"> </font><font color="#000000" face="Arial" size="3">run 50 miles per hour. Who says Oklahoma Troopers  don&#8217;t have a sense of<br />
humor??</font></font></font></p>
<p><font><font><font size="3">I had no idea a man could run that fast ~!!!~!!  hic  cup!</font></font></font></p>
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